Nichkhun has the Loch Ness Monster as a pet?!

Netizens deserve to be paid overtime because they seem to be working extra hard lately. After exposing G-Dragon at MAMA, they're already at it again. However, this time they have uncovered something even bigger, much much bigger. Finally, the elusive Loch Ness Monster has been found, and it was not in a lake in Scotland.

All these years of fruitless searching and it turns out that Nichkhun has been keeping the monster as a pet all along! Well either that thing is the famed Loch Ness Monster in his pants, or we have just uncovered Thailand's best kept secret. Either way, I'm definitely going to start telling people that I am Thai from now on. I'm tired of being called "Teeny Peeny!"


Okay, before all you girls start calling Nichkhun a pervert, you have to first know a few things about the male species.

First, 99% of us have absolutely no control over what goes on down there. That thing has a mind of its own! Granted it only has one thing on its mind, but nonetheless, a mind of its own. Even worse, it insists on coming out to play at the most inappropriate moments, and it will be more than willing to challenge your authority if god forbid you try to suppress it.

Second, if it's round and jiggly, guys will not be able to look away from it. It doesn't even matter what it is, as long as it's round and jiggly. They can try and fight it all they want by conjuring up images of their grandma, but their eyes will still be glued to the object that is round and jiggly. And poor Nichkhun had TWO things that were extra round and jiggly all up in his face during that performance with Ivy. Any guy in Nichkhun's position would have suddenly found that they too were keeping the Loch Ness Monster as a pet.

However, we must also recognize that Nichkhun's rather unabashed bulge could just be the fold of his pants or a trick of the lighting. After all, that performance was full of very questionable moments.

Okay, before all you girls start calling Nichkhun a pervert, you have to first know a few things about the male species.

First, 99% of us have absolutely no control over what goes on down there. That thing has a mind of its own! Granted it only has one thing on its mind, but nonetheless, a mind of its own. Even worse, it insists on coming out to play at the most inappropriate moments, and it will be more than willing to challenge your authority if god forbid you try to suppress it.

Second, if it's round and jiggly, guys will not be able to look away from it. It doesn't even matter what it is, as long as it's round and jiggly. They can try and fight it all they want by conjuring up images of their grandma, but their eyes will still be glued to the object that is round and jiggly. And poor Nichkhun had TWO things that were extra round and jiggly all up in his face during that performance with Ivy. Any guy in Nichkhun's position would have suddenly found that they too were keeping the Loch Ness Monster as a pet.

However, we must also recognize that Nichkhun's rather unabashed bulge could just be the fold of his pants or a trick of the lighting. After all, that performance was full of very questionable moments.

And just for fun, here's a bonus clip where Wooyoung was caught feeling Nichkhun's heartbeat in all the wrong places. I guess Wooyoung took the saying that "a man's heart is in his pants" a little bit too literally. The magic happens from 0:11 to 0:13.

Now calm down Hottests, don't start squealing in glee just yet. That clip was purely the result of a bad camera angle.

However, Nichkhun's bulge incident is a different matter. What would you rather believe? That it was all just a trick of the lighting, or that your cutie Nichkhun is actually a beast? Yea... I thought so